Crusoe Nearly Meets his Maker/ode to Immodium
Posted in Before I leave the UK on 05/17/2009 02:45 pm by CrusoeI got a nasty bout of food poisoning the other day from a Tesco Prawn salad. Avoid these like the plague-in actual fact….I think they have the plague….
Have never had food poisoning like this, massive fever and projectile vomiting. Not my cup of tea. Everybody knows how when us limey-white people go travelling in South East Asia our immune system can get annilated by dodgy food (e.g Tarantulas). It was bad enough getting ill in the comfort of my own home. Imagine how bad it would be getting ill in somewhere far far away.
Therefore my advice:
- Be really carefull what you eat.
- Boil that Son of a bitch like theres no tomorrow.
- Carry loadsa immodium. Its a lifesaver!


